Katie Wilson - Muffins! the Musical, a Derpy Hooves song
Sung by Katie Wilson
Music video: Random Encounters
Lyrics:
Sung by Katie Wilson
Music video: Random Encounters
Lyrics:
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Not a cloud in the sky, it's a beautiful day.
Everywhere I fly, things are going my way.
Got a bag full of mail,
And sweet deliverin' skills,
'Cause I'm the best mailmare in Ponyville.
Whoops! I hope this wasn't fragile.
(Gasp!) Muffins!
Oh, the smells are enticing.
Is that poppy or nut?
These look so appetizing, they'd go great in my gut!
And if they taste so exquisite as I dream that they might,
I could stuff my face full...but that wouldn't be right.
'Cuz I'm a mailmare pony, one who's taken an oath.
I made a vow that I'm bound to uphold!
And neither rain, heat nor snow, nor cupcakes, muffins or both can break my word.
I'm undeterred!
By all those, fluffy tasty muffins topped with seeds and filled with fruit.
Just one tantalizing whiff is all it takes.
So deluctably delicious, and effectively nutricious.
It's no wonder they're the only thing I bake.
Just a solitary nibble, just the teensiest of crumbs,
Turns my body limp and weak around the knee--ee-ees!
Just one taste and then I'll go.
One small bite, they'll never know.
Or a big bite, or maybe two or three.
(gasp!) Oh, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no!
All the muffins have gone mising, all the muffins were misplaced!
Were there five or six, I haven't got a clue.
Now I have an eerie inkling of a memory erased,
That I may have had a bite or two then swallowed, I forgot to chew!
And seven muffins later I just don't know what to do!
All I got's an empty package to deliver, will they know its tasty pastries are no more?
Will they notice that there's narry one last muffin to show?
Derpy think! Derpy think! You little muffin-theiving horse.
I could gauge the weight of muffins and replace it all with rocks,
Then I'd seal it all back up and problem solved.
Of course, until they open up the box and find it filled right up with rocks,
And from the hoofprints tell I've been involved.
I could toss it in a river, maybe bury it in sand.
Say I lost it - wait, that sounds delinquent too.
Every possible excuse is too easy to deduce,
The only tack's tell, the truth.
Hello, my name's Derpy Hooves. It's a beautiful day.
I've a package for you, but I'm sorry to say,
That's its muffins are gone, and that may make you mad,
But I'll pay you back so...it's clear that you know, I feel bad. :(
(gasp!) (Squee!!)
I forgot my address, I mailed this package myself.
I like to buy them online, though I usually buy twelve.
There's not a cloud in the sky, and I think that I will
Have a beautiful day...it's a beautiful day, in Ponyville.