SkyBolt - I Can't Believe

[TheFerbguy]

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It's not easy having yourself a good time,
Watching ponies' cute adventures
Making friends, and living better.
Thought I'd stumbled upon a gold mine
Check the web for fan-made content.
Something that I soon would resent.

I'm not into the clopping
The safe-search isn't stopping
Think that this could be maybe
Why people think we're crazy

I can't believe
Just how much that there could be
Don't you know that there are children
That could search around and see
Some awful thing
My heart feels dead inside
What've they done to Pinkie Pie!?!?
Colts and fillies close your eyes
We're going for a ride!

"There exists very straightforward guideline...
Internet rules cannot be broken.
Number 34 has spoken."
Yes, but don't you think it's about time...
To find a line that's not worth crossing
Before everyone's lunch starts tossing.

I've got to hand it to you
That there is quite a cesspool
Why can't we just have one thing
That's safe from mass corrupting?!?!

I can't believe
Just how much that there could be
Rainbow's hooked up with more creatures
Then I think I've ever seen
And kitchen sink...
I need a gallon please
The best brain bleach for what I've seen
If one more pic breaks through the screen
I think I've gonna scream!

If we could go back to the day
When it was all for friendships' sake
When all these weird ships weren't all landing at the shore
When every other little thing
Wasn't turned into a love fling
Pops up and can't be unseen
That's why

I can't believe
Just how much that there could be
How could you do that to AJ?
Should I even wonder why?
Or Fluttershy?
Guess I'll just walk away
What else is there left to say?
Watch some episodes and pray
They'll someday go away.