ogg+cover image: https://princewhateverer.bandcamp.com/track/im-not-gay-parody
background: https://derpibooru.org/images/656094 (I'm fine if this gets changed to something even gayer)
video: no because it's really just a still image, there's no point in adding it. if you want a preview just go to bandcamp
txt based on the one made by IC on USDB which was then subsequently heavily modified.
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bpMPSzRNO5q-74ic4dPFuuTTd5kGKdNj/view?usp=sharing