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A draft version of the popular "Drink This Beer" parody song. I have done what I can do with my edit skills, if someone else here would like to make it perfect than go ahead. Or don't fix it if you don't want to.
As a regular of fortnightly "let's get drunk"-meetups, I'd like to finish this... Although first I'd like someone to assess whether the song could be released with the game. As far as I can tell, it's not exactly PG-13.
Drink this beer, drink this beer
One, two, three, more
Together we can drink this keg
One, two, three, four
Down, down go the drinks
Hammer those shots, pour some more
See a hot chick and get on the floor
Grab a new drink and have some more
Come on, every drunkie
Let's get to it! Whoo-hoo!
Crush those cans, crush those cans
One, two, three, four
Losing track of my drinks
One, five, three, eight
Finish that drink, puke in the sink
Partying hard, you're doing great
Get real smashed just like you should
Pounds those shots, it's all good
Raise your drink, raise your drink
One, two, three, four
How many cops are at the door?
One, two, three, four
Climbing up from the ground
Have my keys been fuckin' found?
Pop your collar and now you're a bro
Grab some rum and here we go
Look at us, we're fuckin drunk
Drinking together, don't grab my junk
We're drunkards and we're proud to say
We drink all night and we fight all day
Drown your sorrows, it's all right
When in doubt, just start a fight
The room is spinning round and round
Hold your liquor and don't fall down
Very drunk, very drunk
One, two, three, more
How many fingers do you see?
One, two, three, four
Take your lagers, ales and stouts
Drink until the tap runs out
Slutty chicks are all the rage
Just make sure she's of legal age
We raised some hell, we raised some hell
Yes we did
Together we sure raised some hell
Yes we did
Drinking together counts the most
I think I drank a lethal dose
All we need to make this night
Is to start a fucking bar fight
Yeah, err.. Beat #1644 kinda definitely kills it for me. I don't mind it being released separately, but that's going to be tough to include in the game release.
If we ever all go out and get drunk at a random bar after a random pony convention, I wouldn't mind singing it though. Because I'd already be drunk then. :P
Yeah, let's try to keep it PG-13, at the utmost. Songs like Aloe Aloe and It'll be OK already skirt close, but we want this game to go well with the show's intended target audience as well.
Right, I expected as much- maybe I'll just put together a quick and ugly version. Anyone singing this shouldn't be hitting much notes anyways :)